Dino-Buddies® - Dinosaur Jokes
Q: What do you call a boo-boo on a dinosaur?
A: A Dino-SORE.
Q: What was dinosaur afraid of the ocean?
A: There was just something fishy about it
Q: What do you call a dinosaur who wears a cowboy hat and boots?
A: A Tyrannosaurus Tex
Q: What is the dinosaur's favorite thing to do at the park?
A: Play on the dino-SeeSaw
Q: Where doe s dinosaur shop?
A: At the dino-STORE
Q: What dinosaur can jump higher than a house?
A: All of them silly - dinosaurs do not jump!
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
A: Jurassic PORK
Q: What do you get when you have a dinosaur and fireworks?
Q: Why did the Tyrannosaurus cross the road?
A: Because he wanted to.
Q: What do calla dinosaur that likes to use a needle and thread?
A: A dino-SEW-er
Q: What do you call a Diplodicus with only one leg?
A: Eileen (get it - I lean)
Q: What do you call a plated dinosaur when he sleeps?
A: A StegoSNORUS.
Q: What does a dinosaur use to cut wood?
A: A dino-SAW
Q: What is in the middle of dinosaurs?
A: The letter 'S'
Q: What do Tyrannosaurus' eat?
A: Anything they want!
Q: What makes more noise than a dinosaur?
A: 10 dinosaurs!
Q: What is as big as a dinosaur and does not weigh anythng?
A: A dinosaur's shadow
Q: What was T-Rex's favorite number?
A: 8 - get it - (ATE?)
Q: What is the opposite of a Triceratops?
A: A Tricera-bottom.
Q: What has a spiked tail, plates on its back and 16 wheels?
A: A Stegosaurus on roller skates
Q: What did the dinosaur say after he made a big mess?
A: I'm so SAURUS!.
Q: What does a Tyrannosaurus like to hear on a hot afternoon?
A: Would you like some tea, Rex?
Q: What's a dinosaur that keeps on trying?
A: A Try-Try-Try-ceratops
Q: What's a dinosaurs favorite website?
Q: Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
A: Because it was an early bird!
Q: What do you call a fossil that doesn't ever want to work?
A: Lazy bones!
Q: What do you call a plated dinosaur when he is asleep?
Q: What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A: A dino-saw
Q: What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed?
A: Sleep in another bed.
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
A: Doyathinkysaurus! (Do you think he saw us)
Q: Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch?
A: That depends on how fast you carry it!
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A: Try and try and try and try-sarratops
Q: What made the dinosaur's car stop?
A: A flat Tireannosaurus
Q: What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?
Q: What was the scariest prehistoric animal?
A: The TERRORdactyl
Q: What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a bunny?
A: A TriceraHOPS
Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
A: Jurassic Pork
Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
A: Because she was a plant eater
Q: What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?
A: Anything you want, it can't hear you
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
A: Tyrannosaurus WRECKS
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that has left it's armor out in the rain?
A: A StegosaurRUST
Q: Which dinosaur slept all day?
A: The dino-snore
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
Q: What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
A: Her shadow
Q: How do you know if there's a dinosaur under your bed?
A: Your nose hits the ceiling
Q: What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?
A: A Stegosaurus on a big truck
Q: Which dinosaurs were the best police?
Q: Why do dinosaurs eat only raw meat?
A: Because they don't know how to cook
Q: How do you know if there is a dinosaur in the refrigerator?
A: The door just will not close.