Dino-Buddies - Dinosaur Jokes

DINOSAUR JOKES!

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Q: What do you call a boo-boo on a dinosaur? 
A: A Dino-SORE.

Q: What was dinosaur afraid of the ocean?
A: There was just something fishy about it

Q: What do you call a dinosaur who wears a cowboy hat and boots? 
A: A Tyrannosaurus Tex

Q: What is the dinosaur's favorite thing to do at the park?
A: Play on the dino-SeeSaw

Q: Where doe s dinosaur shop?
A: At the dino-STORE

Q: What dinosaur can jump higher than a house?
A: All of them silly - dinosaurs do not jump!

Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
A: Jurassic PORK

Q: What do you get when you have a dinosaur and fireworks?
A: Dino-MITE!

Q: Why did the Tyrannosaurus cross the road? 
A: Because he wanted to.

Q: What do calla  dinosaur that likes to use a needle and thread?
A: A dino-SEW-er

Q: What do you call a Diplodicus with only one leg?
A: Eileen (get it - I lean)

Q: What do you call a plated dinosaur when he sleeps? 
A: A StegoSNORUS.

Q: What does a dinosaur use to cut wood?
A: A dino-SAW

Q: What is in the middle of dinosaurs?
A: The letter 'S'

Q: What do Tyrannosaurus' eat?
A: Anything they want!

Q: What makes more noise than a dinosaur?
A: 10 dinosaurs!

Q: What is as big as a dinosaur and does not weigh anythng?
A: A dinosaur's shadow

Q: What was T-Rex's favorite number?
A: 8 - get it - (ATE?)

Q: What is the opposite of a Triceratops?
A: A Tricera-bottom.

Q: What has a spiked tail, plates on its back and 16 wheels?
A: A Stegosaurus on roller skates

Q: What did the dinosaur say after he made a big mess?
A: I'm so SAURUS!.

Q: What does a Tyrannosaurus like to hear on a hot afternoon?
A: Would you like some tea, Rex?

Q: What's a dinosaur that keeps on trying? 
A: A Try-Try-Try-ceratops

Q: What's a dinosaurs favorite website?
A: Thesaurus

Q: Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
A: Because it was an early bird!

Q: What do you call a fossil that doesn't ever want to work?
A: Lazy bones!

Q: What do you call a plated dinosaur when he is asleep?
A: Stegosnorus

Q: What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A: A dino-saw

Q: What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed?
A: Sleep in another bed.

Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
A: Doyathinkysaurus! (Do you think he saw us)

Q: Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch?
A: That depends on how fast you carry it!

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: The chicken hadn't evolved yet!

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A: Try and try and try and try-sarratops

Q: What made the dinosaur's car stop?
A: A flat Tireannosaurus

Q: What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?
A: Broncosaurus

Q: What was the scariest prehistoric animal?
A: The TERRORdactyl

Q: What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a bunny?
A: A TriceraHOPS

Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
A: Jurassic Pork

Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
A: Because she was a plant eater

Q: What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?
A: Anything you want, it can't hear you

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
A: Tyrannosaurus WRECKS

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that has left it's armor out in the rain?
A: A StegosaurRUST

Q: Which dinosaur slept all day?
A: The dino-snore

Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
A: DINOMITE!!!

Q: What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
A: Her shadow

Q: How do you know if there's a dinosaur under your bed?
A: Your nose hits the ceiling

Q: What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?
A: A Stegosaurus on a big truck

Q: Which dinosaurs were the best police?
A: TriceraCOPS

Q: Why do dinosaurs eat only raw meat?
A: Because they don't know how to cook

Q: How do you know if there is a dinosaur in the refrigerator?
A: The door just will not close.